askarsholic:

The V is back….

"who wants to go home?"- manager

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When you go to take your tables order and they say they haven’t even looked yet

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The first time i’m like

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when I check again and they still haven’t looked: 

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dollykey:

1. The squirels are not cute and cuddly. They are in fact super geniuses plotting for a hostile world take over…starting with any food you take your eyes off of.

2. Fifteen minutes is NOT enough time to get from Laidlaw or MCOB to the humanities building.

3. ILB stairs suck considerably more…

When i’m almost done for the night and a huge party comes in

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When i’m the first cut

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When I see my table sitting there looking annoyed and I realize I forgot to ring their order in

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When im trying to figure out if my table has taken out their credit card yet

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When someone at my table asks for my number

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When i work really hard and someone leaves me a dollar tip

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The second I get home and can take off my work clothes

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When someone orders something really complicated

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When Someone tells me they have a coupon

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When I have to say “what?” ten times and I still cant understand my customer

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My feelings towards the last table on a Friday night, sitting while we flip chairs

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